A beautiful women with sandy blonde hair that floats in the air. She also has a pretty-good looking face. Her love languages are giving gifts (e.i. bird necklaces, and tapes that her cousin made), physical touch and, words of affirmation/ quality time chatting online. Once she is yours, she will be yours always and forever. Your love will be like a flock of doves flying up to heaven above.
"Oh yeah, LaFawnduh. How are things going with her?" "Well, I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious. We chat online for like, 2 hours everyday, so yeah, I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious."
A term used to encourage drinking. This term can be used at any point in the day, amongst old friends or new ones that have just been acquired at the bar. A preferred term to "wrecked" or "wankered" as it allows the caller of the term to be a little more melodic.
Matt: "What are we doing tonight?"
Bert: "Dunno, maybe hit the pub."
Matt: "Pub? Little bit of LGFW?
Bert: "I have work in the morning..."
Matt: "Man up. Let's get fuckin' waaasteeeeeed."
Brilliant, fabulous, beautiful, knows how to give a side eye like no one's business, calm and collected, but don't cross her, or you'll end up crying in your car over your slurpee. LaFawn is loyal, kind, generous and a true ride or die b!tch. She also has the most amazing best friend ever. See definition for Rose.
A large African American woman, commonly equated to Rosa Parks for traveling by bus as demonstrated on Napoleon Dynamite. Her teeth often resemble that of a horse, or Matt Pieper. She enjoys conversing on the internet with a slightly flamboyant man named Kip and is of-course... Ghetto Fabulous.
I can't wait until LaFawnduh arrives from Detroit for a couple of days. She will hook me up with some real bling. I hope she doesn't ruin our lives and eat all our steak, like Uncle Rico.
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.