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Laundry can and is often used as a code name for sex, for discussion around people in public, or for people who are uncomfortable with the term "having sex" or "intercourse."
A woman says to her husband "Can we do the laundry?" The man says to his wife, "I already did the laundry, it was a small load, so I did it by hand."
by Dave_1983 December 19, 2005
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The sin that was committed in the Garden of Eden by Adam and Eve. Eve picked of the fruit of the tree of knowledge and evil and ate of it with her husband, Adam. Forget all the lies that the Catholic Church teaches, baptism by water from a priest to a baby does not, I repeat DOES NOT!!! get rid of original sin, if this were the case, humans afterwards would not be born with this stain and then we would be sinless. Only cure for this is the atonement of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ of Nazareth. Being a changed (born-again) person and at physical death, if we have truly believed in his redeeming power over us and learned to forgive everyone, as Jesus did, will we be free of this stain and enter into the kingdom of our Heavenly Father, YAHWEH.
Original sin is what caused Adam and Eve to through away Paradise in their physical life, this caused them to be cursed more than the animals by the LORD, YAHWEH. This also causes all the other sins in the world and it has caused alot of evil in our world.
by Dave_1983 December 1, 2005
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A Bawls joke is a clever joke made with the Bawls Eneregy Drink in mind. Some are classic and it is always amusing to think of new ones.
At a party, someone wanted his beverage container autographed by the person throwing the party, but I said to my friends "hey, sign my Bawls." This will I REAPEAT will become a classic Bawls joke as it got a hoot and howler from all my friends that heard it.
by Dave_1983 December 16, 2007
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The devil is real. Read the bible and stop believing he doesn't exist. This is what gets people. Christians who claim they don't believe he exists is what destorys your faith from the inside. When he does this, you do all this crap and fall deeper into sin and stop believing in Jesus. All the devil wants to do is drag you deeper into sin and destroy your faith so that you can suffer forever with him in Hell when his time is up. The devil won't stop trying to destroy your faith, he is persistent. He is also a liar and amurder and a thief. He is the father of all lies. You can't fight him alone but Jesus can and he will help you if you choose his gift of faith. Can I get another AMEN?
The greatest lie the devil has decieved us with and still tries to is to make us believe he doesn't exist.
by Dave_1983 September 23, 2005