LARPI 

Short for Life Altering Recreational Persuit Injury.

Any major injury that comes from pursuing a hobby or other fun activity like a sport.

Often used as a warning about that activity or to explain why someone doesn't want to do something, with the connotations of anxiety around potential risks.

She lost her leg from a skiing accident, that kind of LARPI is why I don't want to do that.

I don't want to get a LARPI from doing that, it looks dangerous.

LARPI by HaKurama December 10, 2024

Yair Lapid

A generic name for a celebrity who is a lousy boxer, a lousy columnist and a lousy liar, who, due to good looks, tight black shirts, lots of hair gel, popularity with women and a rich father, turns into a lousy Politician, and possibly a Prime Minister in some small Banana republic in the south.

Yair Lapid: "I never smoked pot in my life. Pot is dangerous, and it is illegal"
Fact: "Pot is not dangerous, and Yair Lapid himself was selling pot"

Yair Lapid: "I will not raise the Taxes for the middle class"
Fact: "Brings up taxes for the low and middle class"

Yair Lapid: "The natural gas belong to the citizens and should not be sold abroad only for tycoons interest"
Fact: "Push into selling the natural gas"

Ishton (a well known blogger) to Yair Lapid: "You came to politics, just like methane from cow droppings come into the atmosphere and you have pretty much the same effect on this world."

Yair Lapid by Matans June 11, 2013

lapis 

A moody depressed blue alien that controls water

Hi lapis

lapis by Wyikddj October 12, 2018

Lareina

A mature, hard-working and extremely ambitious girl who tries her hardest to meet her own goals. Sometimes, she bites off more than she can chew and puts herself in extremely stressful situations, causing her to shut out the outside world and break down without anybody to lean on or support her. She doesn't like to share her true feelings, and usually keeps everything to herself, but with a good relationship, she can make both her life and the lives of others around her much more enjoyable and successful. She is an inspiration to hard working and ambitious individuals, and given the time, she can accomplish anything she wants, independently.

Lareina works too hard. She should take a break sometimes.
Does Lareina ever stop working?
I wonder if Lareina ever cries herself to sleep.

Lareina by Kayisnotpassiveaggressive December 24, 2018

Larping 

When someone is pretending to be something they’re not. Can involve lying on social media/internet or lying in real life. Often used in a derogatory sense.

Derived from the original meaning of LARP, Live Action Role Play. When you say that someone is larping and you’re not talking about the literal game, you are saying that they are role-playing in their actual real life. Pretending to be rich, pretending to know about a topic, pretending to have a certain lifestyle, etc.

Amanda: Wow did you see Josh’s new lamborghini on IG?
Max: That’s not actually his, he took a photo of a random lambo at the dealership. He’s just larping like he has one.

Larping by Bongfucker246 April 20, 2021

Lapis Lazuli 

Lapis Lazuli is a character from the cartoon Steven Universe. She was a homeworld gem trapped in a mirror for thousands of years and was released from the mirror by Steven. Her gem was cracked Steven also fixed that. Lapis tries to go back to homeworld but does not like Era 2 and tries to flee but is caught by Jasper and Peridot and is forced to show where Earth and The Crystal Gems are. She betrays Jasper once they fuse after thier ship crashes on earth and forces jasper to the bottom of the ocean. They stay at the bottom of the ocean for a few months. Jasper gains control of the fusion and the Crystal Gems fight them. They win and save Lapis but they accidently drop Jasper in the ocean. Lapis then lives in a barn until the Crystal Gems befriend Peridot. Peridot then joins Lapis in the barn and they stay thier until the events of Change Your Mind.

Lapis Lazuli can control water with her mind and beat the SHIT out of you.

Lapis Lazuli by GayBoi86 May 6, 2019

lariana 

A funny & nice person. But when it comes to things she doesn’t mess around. No second chances given . Normally brown hair . Skinny with good legs. Most of the time slow but pretty. Amazing girl that will be successful in the future.

Lariana is amazing and beautiful.

lariana by Heypersonitsme May 12, 2018