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A Hokkien vulgar term which means "Penis". Usually used by Malaysians, Singaporeans and Bruneians. Lanjiao can also be called kukujiao, kuku, jiaojiao, xiaodidi, didi or lanjiau

Opposite of cibai (vagina)

It is widely used for express ones anger or frustration.

Often accompanies by cibai in a sentence.

"You don't talk lanjiao there ah, I call my gang beat you up ah!"

"Lanjiao lah, you think Beckham is god meh?"

"What lah, you don't have lanjiao ah, go chase her lah!"

"Eh lanjiao-kia, siam tam pok lah, people watching tv wah!"

All the above conversations are in Singlish

lanjiao by fuuyin August 11, 2006

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Lanjiao

Means penis

Apa lanjiao lu mauuuu?

Lanjiao by ChaoAhBeng March 26, 2021

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lan jiao • lanjiau • lanciao

Lanjiao

Big cock

Oooh my gawd heres a big lanjiao right here awww yeah

Lanjiao by Gannina August 22, 2021

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lanjiao

A word commonly used by horny chinese men in night markets during a bargain. This word could mean penis, cock, or dick.

Seller: One kilo rm50 please
Buyer: Lanjiao, rm15 the one kilo veli naice
Seller: Kennot kennot.. lanjiao leh

lanjiao by lordvaraj666 December 31, 2018

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lanjiao

penis; say it when u feel bad.

lanjiao,my pc doesn't work anymore.

lanjiao by ur mom daddy November 22, 2021

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lan jiao

It means penis in the Hokkien language

lan jiao by Salphur July 18, 2003

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Lan Jiao

Lan Jiao n
the external male organ of copulation, used to transfer semen to the female. In most mammals, it is also used to expel urine from the body.

You wanna suck my Lan Jiao?

Lan Jiao by XiaoDongXi April 20, 2006

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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