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lanjiao 

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A Hokkien vulgar term which means "Penis". Usually used by Malaysians, Singaporeans and Bruneians. Lanjiao can also be called kukujiao, kuku, jiaojiao, xiaodidi, didi or lanjiau

Opposite of cibai (vagina)

It is widely used for express ones anger or frustration.

Often accompanies by cibai in a sentence.

"You don't talk lanjiao there ah, I call my gang beat you up ah!"

"Lanjiao lah, you think Beckham is god meh?"

"What lah, you don't have lanjiao ah, go chase her lah!"

"Eh lanjiao-kia, siam tam pok lah, people watching tv wah!"

All the above conversations are in Singlish
lanjiao by fuuyin August 11, 2006
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Apa lanjiao lu mauuuu?
Lanjiao by ChaoAhBeng March 26, 2021
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Lanjiao 

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Big cock
Oooh my gawd heres a big lanjiao right here awww yeah
Lanjiao by Gannina August 22, 2021

lanjiao 

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A word commonly used by horny chinese men in night markets during a bargain. This word could mean penis, cock, or dick.
Seller: One kilo rm50 please
Buyer: Lanjiao, rm15 the one kilo veli naice
Seller: Kennot kennot.. lanjiao leh
lanjiao by lordvaraj666 December 31, 2018

lanjiao 

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penis; say it when u feel bad.
lanjiao,my pc doesn't work anymore.
lanjiao by ur mom daddy November 22, 2021

lan jiao 

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It means penis in the Hokkien language
lan jiao by Salphur July 18, 2003

Lan Jiao 

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Lan Jiao n
the external male organ of copulation, used to transfer semen to the female. In most mammals, it is also used to expel urine from the body.
You wanna suck my Lan Jiao?
Lan Jiao by XiaoDongXi April 20, 2006
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