LAEC

Long Ass Ethernet Cable. LAEC is a network technology that competes with wireless, but at a tiny fraction of the cost. Secure, easy and fast, a kindergardener can install LAEC into any pre-existing network. What is it? It's the Long Ass Ethernet Cable.

I considered getting an 802.11g access point to connect my XBox, but settled on LAEC instead.

LAEC by skippyKawakami February 22, 2005

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Laechim

A leader among men. A person who is mysterious, manipulative and caring. Can be a bit overprotective to what is held dear to them. A master of knowledge and can be shocked at the things they know. A person that keeps all things suppressed and also highly nonchalant.

He's always mysterious but something draws me to his personality, definitely Laechim like.

Laechim by Kxng Nath November 23, 2021

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Laechelnkotzen

A german word for when you have to vomit but laugh at the same time.

friend : hey look at this meme
me : i gotta Laechelnkotzen

Laechelnkotzen by very serious gay sex man December 2, 2023

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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