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L.A. Gaykers
The L.A. Lakers are the L.A. Gaykers.
If their fatt assholes of a center (Shaq) can call the Sacramento Kings the Sacramento Queens then the Lakers should universally be referred to as the Gaykers.
If their fatt assholes of a center (Shaq) can call the Sacramento Kings the Sacramento Queens then the Lakers should universally be referred to as the Gaykers.
The Gaykers suck dick.
L.A. Gaykers by universal altruism December 9, 2003
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Gay-la-way
A gay person who denies their gayness or pretends they are not gay. Like, lay away...they are already buying some of it or buying into it but aren't fully invested.
Gay-la-way by YourLadyBoss May 1, 2014
LA gay
The gayest of gays. An LA gay loves fashion, music and entertainment above all other gays. They are usually wannabe actors and dancers *temporarily* bartending, Uber driving and making porn until they are finally discovered for their "talents". Typically shallow, they are always looking for the next best thing and only care about you if your're rich. They also love coke, G, and sun.
Stephen, an LA gay, ditched is boyfriend Jason upon discovering Richard has a BMW and an annual pass to Disneyland.
Brian: Where can I find some coke and G?
Greg: Ask the LA gays in their oversized sunglasses over there.
Mike decided to stop being an LA gay after taking some science and math classes.
Brian: Where can I find some coke and G?
Greg: Ask the LA gays in their oversized sunglasses over there.
Mike decided to stop being an LA gay after taking some science and math classes.
LA gay by The gayteacher November 23, 2020
Matsuda-A-La-Gayness
This is a series is words, put together to describe possibly the most epic phrase in the world.
In the Note anime series, there is a cop named Matsuda, who everyone finds is an uber retarded gay.
See Death Note.
Matsuda is so retarded, in fact, that in a parody, no one knows his real name, for they all called him 'Gay Tard' for so long that his name is forgotten.
He has no friends, he likes Kira, and no one likes him. No one really even knows how he made it to the Task Force, much less got a gun. Think he's a pretty decent guy still?
In the Note anime series, there is a cop named Matsuda, who everyone finds is an uber retarded gay.
See Death Note.
Matsuda is so retarded, in fact, that in a parody, no one knows his real name, for they all called him 'Gay Tard' for so long that his name is forgotten.
He has no friends, he likes Kira, and no one likes him. No one really even knows how he made it to the Task Force, much less got a gun. Think he's a pretty decent guy still?
Matsuda-A-La-Gayness by Sneaky-Kat4-Life2 November 10, 2010
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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