"How'd it go last night
man?"
"Shit got
awkward real fast, we sat down and ordered our drinks and I told her I loved her and wanted to have her children even though it's biologically impossible we would find a way to make it
work and she said maybe we shouldn't go on another date, like what the fuck?"
"Duuuuuuuuuuude, I can't believe you just dropped the L Bomb on the first date - no wonder you're 47 and still a virgin."