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Lifes a bitch
"hey man i just failed my final and will not be going then got hit by a car paralizing me for life!"

"wow L.A.B. for you isn't it?"
L.A.B. by Cunter Of The John December 15, 2003
L.A.B means (Loud Ass Bitch)

When a person, usually a woman who is outspoken, rude, annoying ect. Someone who doesn't know when too shut the Hell up.
Hey guys here comes the L.A.B!!!
L.A.B by Ren93 November 18, 2012
Local Ass Bitch : Someone that thinks they are doing big things but they are really only semi-important in the region they come from and not on a National or International level.
John thinks he is the shit but he is a L.A.B ass nigga, no one knows him outside of Miami
L.A.B by LLCoolBlaze November 14, 2013
Pronounced as "lab" and stands for lame ass bitch.
Shout out to all the L.A.Bs who talk shit on Facebook, then claim their page got hacked.
L.A.B by bossbitchnikki January 3, 2014
Legit as balls
Yo bro, totally scored 2 monsters for the price of one! That's so l.a.b
l.a.b by hoshbronson October 27, 2011
Lazy ass bitch
Wow that Lisa chick is such a L.A.B. She never does anything but sleep all day long.
L.A.B. by DivaKytten June 3, 2012
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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