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lassie
lassie by Belle-SmartyPantsHere March 23, 2019
East Lansing High School
I want an education, instead of having to protect myself. I am white, so I will not be attending East Lansing High School.
East Lansing High School by iotbw January 28, 2023
Laetitia
Laetitia can be the sweetest person you will ever meet she is really smart and is always there for you when you are feeling down about yourself,she tends to bring the happiness out of everyone. Laetitia is one of the greatest friend you can ever have. She the cutest smile in the world and she is super chill and fun to hang out with. If you know a laetitia make sure to never let her go.
Laetitia is my best friend
Laetitia by Kingballer29 April 24, 2018
Lasian
Bro 1: yo what’s ur ethnicity
Bro 2: I’m Lasian
Bro 1: ??
Bro 2: My mom is from Korea and my dad is from Argentina.
Bro 1: Oh that’s cool
Bro 2: I’m Lasian
Bro 1: ??
Bro 2: My mom is from Korea and my dad is from Argentina.
Bro 1: Oh that’s cool
Lasian by Helpful Lasian November 3, 2019
Laeticia
A Laeticia is a wonderful person. Always extremely kind and funny. You are very lucky if you have a Laeticia as a close friend. She’s also very sensitive. The type of person who digs deep into other people’s words, overthinking about what they said. Internally and emotionally weak. Don’t piss a Laeticia off. She might never come back.
Person: “Laeticia, you can’t date that person he’s ugly!”
Laeticia *squints her eyes and finds the real definition of this*
Laeticia *squints her eyes and finds the real definition of this*
Laeticia by TikTokSuckMeCock March 27, 2019
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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