låmp
låmp by Evandjdjsjskdks October 5, 2018
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lämp
The thing that attracts every moth in the world. The word lämp just makes moths wanna ejaculate and not evacuate. They wanna build a family with lämp. Lämps can be found in your house on your bedside table or in your ex neighbors basement. Lämps are pretty cool
Butterfly: Wow dude that’s one cool lämp.
Moth: That lämp is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen, god has blessed my eyes.
Moth: That lämp is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen, god has blessed my eyes.
lämp by Yeet yeet eskeeit September 29, 2018
lämp
The one thing a moth worships. Moths often accidentally sacrifice themselves to a lämp because they do not know that it can kill them.
lämp by Windows Vista Ultimate December 12, 2020
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