Låmp is something of I treat and obsession to a mythical meme : Møth/Möth. Møth/Möth is attracted to låmp, whether sexually or objectively , Møth/Möth likes låmps either way.
"Møth/Möth: ey boss gimme the låmp"
"Hooman: ey fucc you boss"
The thing that attracts every moth in the world. The word lämp just makes moths wanna ejaculate and not evacuate. They wanna build a family with lämp. Lämps can be found in your house on your bedside table or in your ex neighbors basement. Lämps are pretty cool
Butterfly: Wow dude that’s one cool lämp.
Moth: That lämp is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen, god has blessed my eyes.
verb; "to lamp;" To hang out, do nothing and smoke marijuana. Term can be explained by the inherent duites of a lamp: lamps stay in one place and light up (get it?)
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.