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The name of a being so unlucky that he cannot catch a break and usually has failures follow one after another

seriously someone help the poor soul, Blizz give him leggy.
Victim: I didn't get a single legendary for weeks!!!!
Person: Get Kytze'd
Victim: :KMS:
Kytze by Jensyn2k November 6, 2017
Words you can keep
A type of person that normally tops the DPS-Meters in videogames. Most Kytze's have a big dick that comes along with the enormous DPS they show.
Man 1: "Woah do you see that Death Knight on the DPS meters? He's a fucking god bro."
Man 2: -"Oh damn that's a real Kytze! Surely he has a big dick too, gotta be with that DPS!"
Kytze by Lelelelell July 13, 2017
Related Words
Kytze kyte Kyzer katzenjammer Kynzee Kytzia katze Katzed Katzenmeyer kotze
A fucking horde player with no life
Kytze is a fucking horde player with no life
kytze by Transmog Addict Jensen April 18, 2018

Katzenmagulle 

The Katzenmagulle is a mythical beast from swabian folktale. It is said to be a bear-sized cat with bat-wings. Also - while differing - legends claim it to have a self-concious snake as a tail.
Bro I don‘t wan‘t to go home in the dark! The Katzenmagulle might get me!
Katzenmagulle by Senfohr December 5, 2021
Kytzia means an absolutely amazing girl a girl with a beauty out of this world a kind of girl any man wants in his life an amazing girl that is once lost to someone it makes their. Lifemeaningless
Oh that kytzia is such an amazing girl I would love to make her mine
The most amazing person you will ever meet. Even though it is a rare name, it suits him well. Because someone like Kyte is rare to find. Kyte always wears a goofy smile and isn't afraid to make fun of himself. He'll stand up for what's right and won't let injustice get away. Kyte's are typically funny and friendly but sometimes they just need some cheering up. Kyte's make great buddies. If you ever meet a Kyte, befriend him instantly.
Girl 1: Omg who's that attractive guy over there?
Girl 2: Must be a Kyte
Kyte by ThisIsUnacceptable June 12, 2019
A great teacher who makes jokes that make no sense.
Mr Katzel is funny
mr katzel by Giancarlo11 March 26, 2017
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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