Kinetic and Radical - An adjective used to describe an action, event, happening, occurrence or concurrence - serendipitous in nature (ie. harmonious convergence), with galactic repercussions resulting in an overwhelming sense of "oneness with the universe", tantamount to the feeling you get when falling backwards in a chair (ie. unexpected weightlessness), winning the lottery, nailing a pornstar, etc., but in a much deeper, profound sense. The term can also be an exclamation spoken while experiencing all of the above.
In a karma-like fashion;
Relating to the Buddhist idea of karma - that if you do something negative, something negative will happen to you and vice versa.
Karmatically, John got fired for sneezing in the customer's food.
Phoebe helped an old woman find her dog and karmatically found a £20 note on the pavement.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).