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Kylindrotribophobia

The irrational and extreme fear of unwrapping packets of more than two toilet rolls, triggered by the unsettling sound and sensation of the rolls rubbing together.
Example 1:
“I can’t buy the family pack of toilet rolls — my kylindrotribophobia won’t let me unwrap it.”
Example 2:
“Supermarkets don’t realise the danger they put me in with those 9-packs of toilet rolls. Kylindrotribophobia is real.”
by FestieFofS September 19, 2025
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