FestieFofS's definitions
The irrational and extreme fear of unwrapping packets of more than two toilet rolls, triggered by the unsettling sound and sensation of the rolls rubbing together.
Example 1:
“I can’t buy the family pack of toilet rolls — my kylindrotribophobia won’t let me unwrap it.”
Example 2:
“Supermarkets don’t realise the danger they put me in with those 9-packs of toilet rolls. Kylindrotribophobia is real.”
“I can’t buy the family pack of toilet rolls — my kylindrotribophobia won’t let me unwrap it.”
Example 2:
“Supermarkets don’t realise the danger they put me in with those 9-packs of toilet rolls. Kylindrotribophobia is real.”
by FestieFofS September 19, 2025
Get the Kylindrotribophobiamug. Adjective used to describe complete fuckwittery..
Verb an occurance, accidental or not, that causes things to break or go wrong.
It usually occurs when other people accompanying a Watkins might have suggested using a trolley or by the saying "be careful".
Verb an occurance, accidental or not, that causes things to break or go wrong.
It usually occurs when other people accompanying a Watkins might have suggested using a trolley or by the saying "be careful".
by FestieFofS October 14, 2025
Get the Watkinsmug. The irrational fear or extreme aversion to the sound of filing fingernails. Often described as unbearable, high-pitched scraping that triggers instant discomfort, anxiety, or goosebumps.
Example 1:
“Stop that! My onychoacousphobia is going wild — I can’t stand the sound of you filing your nails.”
Example 2:
“Going to a nail salon is impossible with my onychoacousphobia.”
“Stop that! My onychoacousphobia is going wild — I can’t stand the sound of you filing your nails.”
Example 2:
“Going to a nail salon is impossible with my onychoacousphobia.”
by FestieFofS September 26, 2025
Get the Onychoacousphobiamug.