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An absolute lad, always there to crack a cold one with the bois.
Kylem, want a kebab?
kylem by kylemthename October 19, 2017
Words you can keep
KyleM is a furry
KyleM by Raulxz October 2, 2020

Ketamine Kyle 

Originates from the Granite City also known as Aberdeen.

practically lives outside and goes about asking people for spare change so that he can buy illegal narcotics, he often hangs about town and would walk about aimlessly doing nothing but ask people for money. Famous for always being fucked on ketamine and singing. Most common words heard by kyle are = "look at the state of you", "have you got any spare change for me?" and other phrases populated by many junkies.
M - "shan no way is that Ketamine Kyle?"
T - "haha no way it is"
T - "oi Ketamine Kyle how you doin?"
Kyle - "look at the state of you"
T - "look at the state of you, you have like two teeth"
Kyle - "fuck off min"
M - "shan what a stinker"
Ketamine Kyle by AsdaMann March 14, 2018

kyle crane 

The most awesome video game character ever to exist.
This guy is as athletic as kyle crane.
kyle crane by FrogguFresh January 31, 2017
Ugly and a terrifying fatass that blows his money on stupid things he don’t need instead of managing his money and paying bills first. Literally looks like the Oregon Ducks mascot. He’s also unfit to be a parent since his way of discipline is an old 80’s or 90’s fashion kid’s butt spanking. (Child Protection Services was called on him before at least 7 times.) He is the biggest hypocritical man child out there. When he’s rages really hard in a video game he throws a hissy fit and chucks the controller across the room and end up breaking the controller and putting a hole in the wall. What’s funny is he can’t sustain a normal relationship with McKenzie and controls other people’s relationships like Ghost’s and Lizzy’s. Kyle is also referred as “Legacy Storms” or “Butthurt Lord”.
Kyle Gray a.k.a. Legacy Storms got so butthurt when we exposed him for blowing his money on a new gaming pc from rent-a-center and only paid half of it. P.S. he will probably not have enough money to pay the other half because he blew his other half of the money on something stupid like a new TV and Xbox.
Kyle Gray by QwertyTwinkleToes January 1, 2023

step the fuck up kyle 

This is a famous vine that many people know and love.
I personally enjoy telling every Kyle I meet to step the fuck up.
what the FUCK is up KYLE no what did you say WHAT THE FUCK DUDE STEP THE FUCK UP KYLE

Klemmish 

A description of something homosexual

Derived from "Klemme", Danish slang for homosexual.
He's acting a bit klemmish isn't he?
Klemmish by The Klemmish Bellsniff September 4, 2012
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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