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Kyle Gass 

The Yin to Jack Black's Yang in the greatest rock band ever concieved and together the two are called: Tenacious D. The man with the golden fingers, the man who wears sweat pants during performances, the man who can kill a Yak from 200 yards away... with mind bullets!
The man with the power... to move you.
Jack Black: Kyle, if I was in a wheelchair, would you visit me? Feed me? Brush my teeth?
Kyle Gass: Yes.
JB: Would you read to me?
KG: Why couldn't you read?
JB: Just don't want to.
KG: Yes.
JB: Would you take a bullet for me?
KG: No.
Kyle Gass by The Troll June 29, 2006
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kylegasslighting 

The act of lying to someone in an attempt to disguise Marxism as progress.
I failed to do proper kylegasslighting the first time, but next time I won't miss.