Kwik Trip

1. Taking a dump in a woman's purse.

2. Inferior off brand items.

1. Woah! Johhny took a dump in that chicks purse! He just kwik tripped!

2. Yeah, Patrick just bought some crappy generic energy drink. He sure pulled a Kwik Trip.

by BigDuke6 May 26, 2010

Kwik Trip

A gas station that eats babies. It was on CNN.

Watch out for those nazi's at kwik trip. They will eat your children and sell you crappy off brand products.

by Jordan W. MN October 20, 2009

Kwik Trip

The act of cleverly pricing a few staple goods very cheap to lure suckers in, but ripping people off with everything else in a gas station. Also purposely allowing the spread of STDs, AIDS, and bastard children by not selling condoms.,

Oh no! I got AIDS and have 5 months to live because of Kwik Trip!

by ConcernedCitizenWI August 05, 2010

Kwik Trip

A great place to work owned by generous people. Also a place to find good value and friendly faces.

Those people at Kwik Trip always seem happy.

by JohhnyKT February 18, 2010

National Kwik Trip Day

On June 16th 1965 Kwik Trip opened their first location in Eau Claire, Wisconsin

Happy National Kwik Trip day!

by Stormofhail June 16, 2025