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Kuntlicker 

An incredibly insecure female who finds comfort in the made up stories of those who intimidate her. Incapable of common sense or morality. Compares herself to those she has no competition with, while simultaneously attempting to lower the self esteem of her superiors.

A useless and insignificant community college student with no actual life skills or ambition.

A dead beat mother who lost custody of her children, and uses abortion to prevent the state from obtaining custody of any more of her drug addicted children.
That girl, is a Kuntlicker.
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cuntlicker 

A derogatory term for one who partakes in the reaming of their tongue in the female crevice in a lewd manner.
That cuntlicker just cut me off!
cuntlicker by Milkpuppy April 22, 2003
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cuntlicker 

rugmuncher, carpeteater, lesbo, dyke
The female equivalent of a 'cocksucker'. It's not necessarily bad to call a woman a cocksucker, because for the most part, they should be cocksuckers. However, to call a woman a cuntlicker, which obviously means they lick cunts, is like calling her a lesbo-rugmuncher.
A couple of butch cuntlickers fell off their bike in the rain and nobody cared.
cuntlicker by Nico Naco May 1, 2004

cuntlicker 

Much like a cocksucker, but a term to apply to straight men, and their moms, when they think they are better than anyone else, just for liking vaginas.
Straight douche: Hey, faggot.
Perfectly normal gay dude: Go back home and lick your mom's cunt, you whiny bitch. You're a fucking cuntlicker.
cuntlicker by celtcowboy June 8, 2014

Cuntlicker 

A Person who licks cunt all day
I licked my moms cunt during school
Cuntlicker by Basil September 6, 2003

knotlicker 

the act of licking the male genitals of a dog, specifically when the dog starts to knot.
That kid is a knotlicker, he is disgusting.

cuntlicker 

person who licks meaningless pussy, or just a complete asshole about things, OR is a bitch.
His cousin was being a complete cuntlicker about things!
cuntlicker by zack December 2, 2004
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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