celtcowboy's definitions

Grindrgrets

The feelings of regret that a man -- usually gay but also the down-low, the bicurious, or bored frat guys -- after meeting someone using Grindr and finding himself unavoidably locked into a gay sympathy fuck situation or a bad blowjob from someone who has likely misrepresented themselves with a fuzzy picture of a porn star's ass or a closed mouth, when in fact the ass is undesirable and the mouth is full of rotting meth teeth.

Two gay friends looking at Grindr together
Gay friend #1: I know him, him, him, him. That guy is crazy. I know him. I don't know who this one is, but he's sorta hot.
Gay friend #2: Him?! Ugh! Gurl, stay away. I met him and have such Grindrgrets. Don't ask.

by celtcowboy April 6, 2016

kaween

A slightly more flamboyant way to call a fabulous and/or flaming man, who is likely a gay man, a queen. Also, a slightly more flamboyant way to call an allegedly fabulous man (who is not fabulous but really just a gayass bitch) a queen.

1. Hayyy kaween!
2. Kaween, get over here and say hi to this go-go boy!
3. Dat bitch be a big ol' kaween

by celtcowboy January 7, 2015

cuntlicker

Much like a cocksucker, but a term to apply to straight men, and their moms, when they think they are better than anyone else, just for liking vaginas.

Straight douche: Hey, faggot.
Perfectly normal gay dude: Go back home and lick your mom's cunt, you whiny bitch. You're a fucking cuntlicker.

by celtcowboy June 8, 2014

Grindr snack

A random gay male hook-up, who is a just-for-fun, recreational fuck; a trick supplied by use of Grindr

Friend #1: See that hot guy over there?
Friend #2: Yah.
Friend #1: I hooked up with him last weekend. He's my favorite Grindr snack ever.

by celtcowboy June 8, 2014