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Kung Fuck 

A new form of martial arts practiced in the mountains of Colorado and their relatives in the eastern China mountain regions. It involves two parters who spar in birthday suits by anal, vaginal, oral, deep throat, or excessive humping, in order to cause the other parter to orgasm first before being humiliated by having male or female genital juice being sprayed all over them. Kung Fuck is also another form of sport where extreme penetrations are done, such as the fucking kick, or the jumping fucking, or the 10 foot drop into the vagina.
"damn bitch you so stupid, im gonna kung fuck you!"
"jack off pimp, ill kung fuck you harder with my slamming deep throat jab."
"negro let go"
Kung Fuck by ninjapisser January 29, 2009
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Kung Fuck 

Kung Fuck means to fuck you hard. Or used as daddy come and lick me I want your jello or juices
KUNG FUCK ME ,KUNG HUCK ME MAKE ME CHOKE TILL I CROCK
Kung Fuck by Eat me love June 17, 2018

kung fuck 

A humorous term for having sex in a kung-fu position, merging physical agility with intimate encounters for a playful twist on romance.
After watching that martial arts movie, they decided to try kung fuck—who knew fighting skills could spice things up in the bedroom?
kung fuck by Emotional Cruiser July 18, 2025

kung-fuck 

this is like fucking in kung fu style. its also used to describe rough, painful and hardcore sex style. this type of sex is done wen u really want to fuck the other one in the worst way possible. it includes beating, throat fucking and assfucking type sex. which in a way causes hurt that also seem to satisfy the opposite sex. this word is extremely popular when it comes to places like malaysia and il. so u can now use this word wen u want to a blast tht night.
Enough of tht bitch. today im gonna kung-fuck her at all costs!

Dont get hard on me, madam or ill kung-fuck you!!!
kung-fuck by bboylivesinil June 6, 2011

Kung Fucked 

When someone has been fucked up via Kung Fu
Dave: Wow, Jim just got Kung Fucked
Kung Fucked by xAorta/Invisible39 January 26, 2010

kung fu fucking 

To have sex whilst doing Kung fu
kung fu fucking by Whoaplagueman November 4, 2021
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