Kung Fool 

A martial art that is often used as a tactic to end a meaningless, heated argument. The rules of Kung Fool are:

1) One may only engage another Kung Fool Master.
2) Both Kung Fool Masters must acknowledge the bout.
3) A master may never physically engage an opponent.
4) The master who wields the most original combination of weapons and/or stances wins the bout.

Master 1: (bows) Your use of the jar of peanut butter and toe-nail clippers beasted my defense.
Master 2: (bows) I may have won this match, but your Frantic Platypus Stance proved to be a worthy Kung Fool technique.

Kung Fool by Evan Oatman June 23, 2007

kung fool 

a martial art of low quality; a failed attempt to use martial arts.

That dude be payin' $100 a month for some kung fool lessons.

He thought he was like Bruce Lee tryin' to kick but it turns out he's just a kung fool.

kung fool by Picklez July 11, 2006

kung foolery 

(noun)
1. jovial rough-housing

2. a fight between two or more individuals who clearly do not know how to fight

"Stop this Kung Foolery before you break something!"

kung foolery by David December 31, 2004

Kungfool

A foolish person who believes they can fight anyone, no matter the weight/height/training difference as they are a master of Kung Fu.
This often leads to them being verbally abused and if a fight does breakout they get beaten if the person is stronger than them 99% of the time.

Barry: "watch out brah i'm a master of Kung Fu"
Toby: "STFU you Kungfool fucking 'mon then"

Kungfool by oblyboblie April 9, 2023