Kump

Kump, v.

The art of talking oneself into a corner, in an embarrassing or incriminating manner.

"Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?"
"Well lesten to me officer, I didn't know she was drunk. So that makes it non-consensual, you expect me to let her live?"
"You really Kumped yourself there. I meant your taillight is out, please step out of the car"

by LeChacuel March 2, 2021

kump

An intense exclamation of desire, extremity, intensity, or sexual justice. In the most extreme of these situations one must declare "Lee! R! Kump!"

"Mmm...kump."

"MMM...that BOTP was kumpin'! I thought I couldn't get 'nuff ass!"

"Dude, take a look at this big-ass kump I just took!"
"KUMP!"

"Those fruitsnacks were kumptastic! Strawberry, I would superman that ho!"

by Powder "Lil' Slowpoke" Zoolander January 26, 2008

Kump

Lumpy and tastes creamy, it is usually used in sexual intercourse.

Ugh, we were just ducking and then he cummed on me, it tasted like kump

by InsertName______ March 7, 2020

Kump

The word hails from Elko, Nevada, wherein there is a football field called Kump Field. One day, a group of girls were watching a Pee-Wee football game on said field, when they noticed how awesomely stupid the word Kump is. So from then on, Kump became a word you use to insult people. It's pretty much another word for idiot, retard, stupid, dumbass, douchebag, etc.

God, Mike was being such a Kump today!

by Vampire_Goddess September 12, 2009

kump

The prospect of awakening without experiencing a violent death due to the commendable ethical mortifying Chuck Noris, while also being compeled to bring to exhistance the very prospect of which you are still a sentient coherent living being.

"Hey hey hey I'm fat Albert, and I just woke up to find that Chuck Noris didn't kill me, another kump day!" - Fat Albert

by Behaming July 31, 2006

Kump

Kump: To get hit in the head with a hard object

Mr Lemier’s wife got KUMPED by a ball

by Uncle jerry September 25, 2020

Kump

Cum Dumpster, in its abbreviated form.

“Man, Linda is such a kump. She’s taken so many loads it looks like her eyeballs are floating.”

by Retard smarts April 16, 2023