Kumble

When your sperm happens to hit the floor and you end up slipping and falling.

As I was finishing jacking off I kumbled in the bathroom and hit my head on the floor.

by That other bitch April 17, 2017

john kimble!

used by the ghavuhnaytah in kindergarten cop and can be found on soundboards and prank phone calls

i'm detective john kimble! i'm a cop you eediot!

by jarrodlee123 December 7, 2004

John Kimble

An aggressive and just damn hilarious cop.

"Who is your daddy, and what does he do?"

by Sparda January 16, 2005

Detective John Kimble

This is the identity Arnold went by in the movie Kindergarten Cop.

"It's not a tuma!"

by Browndown August 10, 2003

john kimble

noun - detective

I'm a cop you idiot! I'm detective john kimble!

by olaf February 26, 2004

kimbleism

The practice of using a word, phrase, statement, one-liner or action that is so wacky and makes no sense whatsoever but is said or done with such conviction that it becomes utterly believable and appears as nuggets of wisdom.

My friend was so utterly confident when he told me that swimmers never get dehydrated while in water as their bodies automatically absorb the necessary water through osmosis. I almost believed it till I realised it was a kimbleism!

by Subash August 25, 2013

Kubler

A Kubler also written Kübler is usually a friendly fat asian guy with long hair a Kubler has experience with witchcraft and can brew potions out of you that gives him super-powers

Look at him he's such a Kubler

by Maximus67 December 7, 2021