Kulka’s

When you make a jerking off motion around the point of the strippers high heel when she’s dancing on stage in front of you.

This is a game played between friends to accumulate the most touched/stroked heels.

How many Kulka’s do you have so far?

by PJSmith19900 June 10, 2024

kuzka's mother

"to show Kuzka's mother to someone"

"to teach someone a lesson, to punish someone in a brutal way".

The closest English equivalent is "to make it hot for someone" or "to make target's life hell."

Student 1: "man screw this class. i hate this professor"
Murbaticus: "I will show you Kuzka's mother!"
Student 2: "oh Scheiße! stoff is going down!"

by Bigger Jigger November 6, 2013

Kula Shaker

A variation on cool, great, awesome etc. Ironically associated with the band of the same name.

Dansfield -'we're probs off to the union tonight'
I-ain - 'Kula Shaker'

by I-ain October 20, 2008

kula shaker

a rock band. most popular in the 90s. influence of traditional indian music was a main characteristica of kula shaker at their peak time.

songs of kula shaker vary from catchy and genius to borring and random. thats why this somehow pretty cool band never made it into the hall of fame.

by SgrDD April 10, 2008

kuka spooker

Kuka spooker is a term used to describe a strange statement, usually combined with a chat up line, that ultimately ends in a female not wanting sexual contact for the foreseeable.

Man: Hey want to go halves.................on an unplanned child?

Woman:...........

Woman to her friend: Shit that guy was a real kuka spooker!

by Vicla January 22, 2014

poopie kuka slut

A poopie kuka slut is a female who loves to play and/or swim in a pile or pool full of shit.

1. Aw for fuck sakes...that god damn poopie kuka slut stole our septic tank...again!

by Jimmy "Winks" Atchamom March 16, 2009

kula shaker

the best worst band ever. i'd give them a prize for writing crappy yet catchy songs.

my sister hates the name kula shaker so much she calls them the Amber Men

by mayura October 23, 2003