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Kulka’s 

When you make a jerking off motion around the point of the strippers high heel when she’s dancing on stage in front of you.

This is a game played between friends to accumulate the most touched/stroked heels.
How many Kulka’s do you have so far?
Kulka’s by PJSmith19900 June 10, 2024
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kuzka's mother

"to show Kuzka's mother to someone"

"to teach someone a lesson, to punish someone in a brutal way".

The closest English equivalent is "to make it hot for someone" or "to make target's life hell."
Student 1: "man screw this class. i hate this professor"
Murbaticus: "I will show you Kuzka's mother!"
Student 2: "oh Scheiße! stoff is going down!"
kuzka's mother by Bigger Jigger November 6, 2013
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Kula Shaker 

A variation on cool, great, awesome etc. Ironically associated with the band of the same name.
Dansfield -'we're probs off to the union tonight'
I-ain - 'Kula Shaker'
Kula Shaker by I-ain October 20, 2008

kula shaker 

a rock band. most popular in the 90s. influence of traditional indian music was a main characteristica of kula shaker at their peak time.
songs of kula shaker vary from catchy and genius to borring and random. thats why this somehow pretty cool band never made it into the hall of fame.

kula shaker by SgrDD April 10, 2008

kuka spooker 

Kuka spooker is a term used to describe a strange statement, usually combined with a chat up line, that ultimately ends in a female not wanting sexual contact for the foreseeable.
Man: Hey want to go halves.................on an unplanned child?

Woman:...........

Woman to her friend: Shit that guy was a real kuka spooker!
kuka spooker by Vicla January 22, 2014

poopie kuka slut 

A poopie kuka slut is a female who loves to play and/or swim in a pile or pool full of shit.
1. Aw for fuck sakes...that god damn poopie kuka slut stole our septic tank...again!

kula shaker 

the best worst band ever. i'd give them a prize for writing crappy yet catchy songs.
my sister hates the name kula shaker so much she calls them the Amber Men
kula shaker by mayura October 23, 2003
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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