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A lazy, useless, mo-fo mollestor
That kulek be spankin' lil' boys over in his recliner again...
kulek by ~Kulek March 17, 2004
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Kalekidan 

A beautiful sexy girl who has a great sense of humour. You’d be lucky to have her as a friend or more she’d be able to light ur face up brighter than the sun. If she hears someone has said something about her she wouldn’t give a crap.She has the most beautiful smile and amazing eyes. Make sure to keep a kalekidan im your life because you’ll need her.
Kalekidan will light up my day whenever I’m down
Kalekidan by Riley mcings March 14, 2019
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A Koleka is generally an Eastern European driver who can also drive for western European companies, He will wear a sleeveless vest, track suit bottoms, socks and shower sandals(Addis preferred) and a hi vis jacket, and speak broken English, or universal phrases such as commerade, katistrof, big problem, Koleka.
No worry koleka's, no damage to the product.
Yes, my mistake i didn't load myself my coworkers did but should have checked somewhere along the way.
Koleka by Pederen April 20, 2020

Koleka problem

Long-distance lorry drivers from Eastern Europe, Belarus and Ukraine. Very limited English skills, as well as questionable driving skills at that, since most of them buy their license for a 1000 USD. Wears plastic crocs, shorts and tank-top that have never seen a washing machine. Usually drunk, so they crash into things and call it simply "problem" or "normal katastrof" since their English skills do not allow them to describe what happened.
- What the hell are you doing? You can't park here sir!
- No problem, pauza, 45 minut finish, me drive ok?
- Koleka problem...

- Who smashed the fence down?
- (points) this drunk HGV driver reversed into it.
- Kein problem, normal katastrof, call boss
A person that has a great music taste and a great sense of humor.
Kulkruhs are usually between ages 11-19.
Friend1: wow this girl looks so good!

Friend2: Yes, and she is also a kulkruh.

Friend1: Omg so cool!
kulkruh by Jzsmluka March 27, 2019
Kuylek combines with two Thai words by "Kuy" (Khwy)translate to dick in Thai and "Lek"(Lĕk) translate to small. This word usually appears in South East Asia [game server such as Rainbow Six Siege or CS: GO or other types of game.
A: You play very suck!
B: Edok, You such a Kuylek man don't be like a fucking retard gay.
Kuylek by Pae360 October 24, 2019
Kelek is a Turkish word and completely unrelated to the actual meaning. It is primarily a youth term and mostly used in the city of Hamburg,Germany. Kelek=lazy/Kelek=raft. It first used in the late 2010s. It is used when you dont like something or are anoyed that something wont work.
Instead of : Das ist ja doof das der Zug später kommt./ It sucks that the train will run late today
You just say :Kelek.
Kelek by Beng_Wang June 27, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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