Kuf

How a dyslexic person talks

"Hey woman! Nice shoes, wanna kuf?!"

by Bigface October 27, 2004

Kuf

A person who is a trend setter and frequently emulated.

Do you see that Kuf? His threads are tight.
That whip is kuffed out.

by O.G. Playboy June 11, 2006

kuf

Cocaine, Charlie, the white powder

This is some nang kuf

by Simon M July 20, 2008

kuf

When you are being mugged and you threaten to call the police.

'Shut up, and don't bother kufing.'
'Get off him or I'll kuf'

by Nick September 11, 2003

kuf

Policeman in French Verlan (backward) slang. Corresponds to pig in English.

The kuf's coming around the corner

by O. Steck January 28, 2006

Srigen Kuf

Used to describe shoddy craftsmanship or poorly put together items. Something that is badly made is Srigen Kuf

That dude's minecraft house is pretty Srigen Kuf

by Really Smart Guy 97 November 27, 2020

Kuf kaf

An abbreviation of "kufa kana kufenda" translating to "to die or to faint". First coined by Zimdancehall artiste silent Killer it refers to something being worst (death) case, or less terrible (falling unconscious).

Tom: So I heard you're sick.

Ben: Yeah, kuf kaf
Tom: Damn, i hope the doctors can figure it out.

by Mujaza October 15, 2023