Krustal Meth 

a concoction of at least 5 different kinds of weed from varying sources. krustal meth must be mixed together while already high and is best smoked out of a bowl while in a circle on the floor. you know you've successfully made krustal meth when the mixture makes you and everyone around you (including chinchillas) veryyyyyy high.

may also be referred to as 'friendship weed'.

that Krustal Meth that kristie mixed last night was the dankness.

Krustal Meth by Chin Chollo September 30, 2010

Krystal Methany 

The Bitch you do not like. She a thot. A pissy pussy thot to be exact. She's faker than the plant in your mom's living room. She wants everything but she gets nothing. She's a basic ass bitch.

"You call her Stephanie?"
"Well Bitch I call her Krystal Methany"

Krystal Methany by Whysipwhenyoucansuck May 5, 2017

KrystalMeth 

A very sexy male who will forever be lonely but always attracts woman

I'm glad I'm not KrystalMeth

KrystalMeth by Kadaki May 10, 2017