Krowebear

A Lovable bear who play's Dota. However, if woken during hibernation has been known to go into a mauling frenzy. Some believe it is because during this state the Krowbear is lead to think that people are after his tortillas.

Taku: I just called Krowebear and he started growling and then I heard a scream I think he mauled someone. I wet my pants.
Remmy: Think you shouldn't mess with his tortillas.
Sephlroth: I'd be more careful in the future maybe you should buy some krowbear insurance.
Fry: ...

by Pooku- January 22, 2009