Krof

To use the handle of a fork to eat food.
(Spelled opposite of fork.)

Past tense is kroft.

I kroft the cheesecake and left no crumb.

Krof that berry pie, don’t waste the yumm.

by ElizaGarden December 22, 2021

krofting

Guzzling champagne from someone's butthole. Named after 60 minutes star, Steve Kroft.

Krofting at the VIP

by Explixitx January 9, 2015

kroff dinner

Kraft Dinner. "Kroff" is a phonetic spelling of the Canadian pronunciation of "Kraft", which makes what Americans refer to as Macaroni and Cheese.

Originally used in the Terrance and Philip special: "Not Without My Anus" episode from season 2 of South Park.

It's been a long day, and only Kroff Dinner can calm my nerves.

by Ugly Bob October 22, 2004

kroff dinner

A Canadian delicacy. Sometimes prepared while wearing a pirate costume.

A friend in need is a friend with kroff dinner

by Benignvirus June 14, 2004

krofchik

"A poosie"

You guys see that fuckin Krofchik over there? Guy couldnt bust a grape with a sledgehammer.

by Tonetta da god March 3, 2018

Dylan Kroft

perfection. The hottest man alive. Likes to decapitate alpaca's which is cool. Is an actual person, so y'all non-believer's can join the cult right now. Smart, talks cute, and very charming. Follow him on @Dylan.Kroft on Instagram ;)

Dylan kroft is legit so hot

by peppa pigs rats bestfriends co October 22, 2019

Kroft

A play-write who’s patron is a queen

William Shakespeare is the world’s most famous kroft.

by Ari El Scholar February 16, 2021