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Krispy kremer 

When you put a doughnut(s) around your penis and allow a fat woman/women to eat it off, all while licking the sweet icing off of said penis.
Dude, see that fat bitch? I'm gonna give her the krispy kremer! She does look hungry.
Krispy kremer by StiffyMeat July 12, 2014
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Krispy Kremer 

You place your penis through a Krispy Kreme glazed donut. You then smash it into someone’s face while ejaculating.
I put a glazed Krispy Kreme donut on my dick. I then smashed into my girls mouth as a bust a nut giving here a Krispy Kremer!
Krispy Kremer by Knuttsachel July 11, 2020

The Krispy Kremer 

After consuming a dozen hot doughnuts and a gallon of milk in less than 30 minutes, you race to skeet in your bitch's face (by titty fucking, of course) before you puke on her.
The Krispy Kremer I gave my wife last night after dinner ended in white-stuff being spewed all over her face . . and it wasn't my jizz.

krispy kreme eyes

High as fuck and your eyes are glazed over like a krispy kreme donut.
Holy shit peters has got those krispy kreme eyes..lookin glossy as fuck.
krispy kreme eyes by pioneers89 December 4, 2009

Krispy Kreme 

NOUN - A donut, once eaten, makes the victim want more.
She always brings a stash of krispy kremes in the morning for breakfast.
Krispy Kreme by Enrique Perez November 16, 2003

Krispy Kreme 

the undisputed Donut of the Gods.
When presented with a choice between Krispy Kreme donuts and a beautiful woman, a smart man will choose Krispy Kreme donuts every time; both can be quite delicious, but the Krispy Kreme donuts will never expect a diamond in return.
Krispy Kreme by themadjackal November 2, 2003

Krispy Kremed 

The act of sneaking onto someone elses facebook and liking every krispy kreme page possible, then writting " I have been krispy kremed" as their status.
Did you see Steven's facebook? He got krispy kremed!
Krispy Kremed by tylerhgville92 February 20, 2011
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