After consuming a dozen hot doughnuts and a gallon of milk in less than 30 minutes, you race to skeet in your bitch's face (by titty fucking, of course) before you puke on her.

The Krispy Kremer I gave my wife last night after dinner ended in white-stuff being spewed all over her face . . and it wasn't my jizz.

The Krispy Kremer by Carol Sullivan April 3, 2009

krispy kreme eyes

High as fuck and your eyes are glazed over like a krispy kreme donut.

Holy shit peters has got those krispy kreme eyes..lookin glossy as fuck.

krispy kreme eyes by pioneers89 December 4, 2009

Krispy Kreme

NOUN - A donut, once eaten, makes the victim want more.

She always brings a stash of krispy kremes in the morning for breakfast.

Krispy Kreme by Enrique Perez November 16, 2003

Krispy Kreme

the undisputed Donut of the Gods.

When presented with a choice between Krispy Kreme donuts and a beautiful woman, a smart man will choose Krispy Kreme donuts every time; both can be quite delicious, but the Krispy Kreme donuts will never expect a diamond in return.

Krispy Kreme by themadjackal November 2, 2003

Krispy Kremed

The act of sneaking onto someone elses facebook and liking every krispy kreme page possible, then writting " I have been krispy kremed" as their status.

Did you see Steven's facebook? He got krispy kremed!

Krispy Kremed by tylerhgville92 February 20, 2011

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026