Krispy kremer
When you put a doughnut(s) around your penis and allow a fat woman/women to eat it off, all while licking the sweet icing off of said penis.
Krispy kremer by StiffyMeat July 12, 2014
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Krispy Kremer
You place your penis through a Krispy Kreme glazed donut. You then smash it into someone’s face while ejaculating.
I put a glazed Krispy Kreme donut on my dick. I then smashed into my girls mouth as a bust a nut giving here a Krispy Kremer!
Krispy Kremer by Knuttsachel July 11, 2020
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The Krispy Kremer
After consuming a dozen hot doughnuts and a gallon of milk in less than 30 minutes, you race to skeet in your bitch's face (by titty fucking, of course) before you puke on her.
The Krispy Kremer I gave my wife last night after dinner ended in white-stuff being spewed all over her face . . and it wasn't my jizz.
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Krispy Kreme
When presented with a choice between Krispy Kreme donuts and a beautiful woman, a smart man will choose Krispy Kreme donuts every time; both can be quite delicious, but the Krispy Kreme donuts will never expect a diamond in return.
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Krispy Kremed
The act of sneaking onto someone elses facebook and liking every krispy kreme page possible, then writting " I have been krispy kremed" as their status.
Krispy Kremed by tylerhgville92 February 20, 2011
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