Krispy kremer

When you put a doughnut(s) around your penis and allow a fat woman/women to eat it off, all while licking the sweet icing off of said penis.

Dude, see that fat bitch? I'm gonna give her the krispy kremer! She does look hungry.

by StiffyMeat July 12, 2014

Krispy Kremer

You place your penis through a Krispy Kreme glazed donut. You then smash it into someone’s face while ejaculating.

I put a glazed Krispy Kreme donut on my dick. I then smashed into my girls mouth as a bust a nut giving here a Krispy Kremer!

by Knuttsachel July 11, 2020

The Krispy Kremer

After consuming a dozen hot doughnuts and a gallon of milk in less than 30 minutes, you race to skeet in your bitch's face (by titty fucking, of course) before you puke on her.

The Krispy Kremer I gave my wife last night after dinner ended in white-stuff being spewed all over her face . . and it wasn't my jizz.

by Carol Sullivan April 3, 2009

krispy kreme eyes

High as fuck and your eyes are glazed over like a krispy kreme donut.

Holy shit peters has got those krispy kreme eyes..lookin glossy as fuck.

by pioneers89 December 4, 2009

Krispy Kreme

NOUN - A donut, once eaten, makes the victim want more.

She always brings a stash of krispy kremes in the morning for breakfast.

by Enrique Perez November 16, 2003

Krispy Kreme

the undisputed Donut of the Gods.

When presented with a choice between Krispy Kreme donuts and a beautiful woman, a smart man will choose Krispy Kreme donuts every time; both can be quite delicious, but the Krispy Kreme donuts will never expect a diamond in return.

by themadjackal November 2, 2003

Krispy Kremed

The act of sneaking onto someone elses facebook and liking every krispy kreme page possible, then writting " I have been krispy kremed" as their status.

Did you see Steven's facebook? He got krispy kremed!

by tylerhgville92 February 20, 2011