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Krispy Kremed 

Krispy Kremeing involves cumming on a girl's face and using a hair dryer to dry it on her face. Afterwords take a picture of it and put it in a photo album and sit it on your coffee table for friends and family to see.
Me and Stacey went back to my place and I Krispy Kremed her. Then I took a picture and put it in a photo album.
Krispy Kremed by Crusader69 March 20, 2013

krispy kremed 

flamed out (extreme); due to rampant over-expansion, abrupt and total collapse of a business or fad; from flying high in an over-hyped and ubiquitous presence to sudden and permanent obscurity
Netflix will get krispy kremed if they don't put something decent on instant view, like, yesterday.
Palin got the kripsy kreming she deserved!
If only they had made decent coffee, maybe they wouldn't have gotten krispy kremed.
krispy kremed by Senor Larro January 1, 2009

Krispy Kremed 

The act of putting your dick through one original glazed dohnut, while fucking the poor recepient. Make sure to cum on the dohnut and make her eat it afterwards.
Breakfast was really boring this morning, until I got krispy kremed

krispy kreme eyes

High as fuck and your eyes are glazed over like a krispy kreme donut.
Holy shit peters has got those krispy kreme eyes..lookin glossy as fuck.
krispy kreme eyes by pioneers89 December 4, 2009

Krispy Kreme 

NOUN - A donut, once eaten, makes the victim want more.
She always brings a stash of krispy kremes in the morning for breakfast.
Krispy Kreme by Enrique Perez November 16, 2003

Krispy Kreme 

When presented with a choice between Krispy Kreme donuts and a beautiful woman, a smart man will choose Krispy Kreme donuts every time; both can be quite delicious, but the Krispy Kreme donuts will never expect a diamond in return.
Krispy Kreme by themadjackal November 2, 2003
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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