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Kreig
Kreig is a bitch ass ladyboy who likes girls that look like 12 year old boys and have gay looking bitmojis
Kreig by Big_BootyMama_69 September 25, 2022
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Kreig
Kreig is a bitch ass ladyboy who likes girls that look like 12 year old boys and who have gay looking bitmojis
Kreig by Big_BootyMama_69 September 25, 2022
Kreig Funny
Noun, Adj. Something with no actual humor. Can be described as Disgusting or Degrating.
BACKGROUND: A friend of mine thought my humor wasnt funny, so he came up with the funny meter. And i came up with this.
BACKGROUND: A friend of mine thought my humor wasnt funny, so he came up with the funny meter. And i came up with this.
Dude, that was Kreig Funny, get the fuck away from me
OMG, You just farted on my face, asshole, its not funny, its kreig funny.
OMG, You just farted on my face, asshole, its not funny, its kreig funny.
Kreig Funny by Elijah Ford November 29, 2004
ist kreig
Saying something 'ist kreig' means it is extreme, or 'cool' in a black-metal-fan sort of way. Black metal fans often use it jokingly if they are talking about something that is far from extreme or cool in a black-metal-fan sort of way.
shitz kreig
Firstly one must have a strong need to have a bowel movement. When an unsuspecting person is performing a benign bathroom related task such as mouth hygien or hair care, the perpetrator rushes into the lavatory and evacuates in the unsuspecting individuals prescence, normaly in the toilet.
Shirley was flossing then I busted in with the old shitz kreig!
She had to throw up in the sink once she saw the corn.
She had to throw up in the sink once she saw the corn.
shitz kreig by beckerman June 27, 2010
ist kreig
"is lame". Popular within the geriatric community.
A play on the German "is krieg" a derivative of "war" which means "it's cool"; however the alternate spelling creates new meaning.
A play on the German "is krieg" a derivative of "war" which means "it's cool"; however the alternate spelling creates new meaning.
ist kreig by BaronVonZeppelin March 18, 2009
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