Kraig Tatman at Nature Coast Technical High School
by Kraig April 11, 2005
by Kraig T. July 11, 2008
You are not simply born with the name Kraig, but rather, you are given the name
based on your looks and personality. Kraigs are usually of average height, with
dark hair, pale skin, and glasses. They are sarcastic and excellent procrastinators. Their
hobbies include being lazy, making offensive jokes, and laughing from the back
of the classroom. Despite their flaws, Kraigs are easy to get along with and
make great friends (unless they find you annoying, in which case, they will ruin
your life).
based on your looks and personality. Kraigs are usually of average height, with
dark hair, pale skin, and glasses. They are sarcastic and excellent procrastinators. Their
hobbies include being lazy, making offensive jokes, and laughing from the back
of the classroom. Despite their flaws, Kraigs are easy to get along with and
make great friends (unless they find you annoying, in which case, they will ruin
your life).
Bill: Hey Kraig!
John: My name isn't Kraig.
Bill: But boy, you do look like a Kraig.
John: What?
Bill: You act like one too!
Everyone: Yep, we're calling you Kraig.
John: My name isn't Kraig.
Bill: But boy, you do look like a Kraig.
John: What?
Bill: You act like one too!
Everyone: Yep, we're calling you Kraig.
by Bofar April 19, 2013
A name for a human male. Typically spelled Craig, but can be spelled Kraig for aesthetic purposes. Kraig is a name and it has no effect whatsoever on a person's personality.
by michaeljnotasinfox April 19, 2013
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by 'h;iuadsh April 19, 2013
Kraigs often think they are the best. They like to prance around in there grandmas home made slippers and ugly whitey tighteys when they are at home alone. Infront of people a Kraig likes to think he is a gangster, while spitting out pre planned rap's. Kraigs are often quite humorous though, but likes to know that he is pissing everyone off and thier sweet little grandmother. Kraigs are a one of a kind person. They are good and truthful friends, but often tend to get under your skin, it makes you want to rip that ginger, pube like hair off there chin.
Molly: dude that guy never shuts up!
Anna: i know im about to rip those red pubes off that stupid Kraigs chin!
Anna: i know im about to rip those red pubes off that stupid Kraigs chin!
by onabitch April 16, 2010