Kraft Single

An older gentleman who pays for a hand job as part of his massage

I ordered a Kraft Single from the Asian Orchid

by GingeredGinger May 24, 2019

Kraft Single

Pop songs so over processed and produced that all nature has been removed.

Britney Spears's latest song has been processed like a Kraft Single.

by Pinwiz December 2, 2007

Kraft Single

reference to my constant status of relationship, and the lack of ability with people with the same name as cheese to get dates

So, is he seeing anyone?

Kraft single.

by krafty April 5, 2007

Kraft Single

Any popular song, or "single" track that has been so overly processed in the studio that the original artist's voice is barely recognizable.

"Wow, Ali Lohan's recording an album, huh?" "Yeah, can't wait to her her new Kraft Single."

by bigjesus October 1, 2008

Kraft single

A song that has been so overly processed and manipulated by the producers that the original artist's voice is barely recognizeable. The term was coined by Sirius radio personality Derek Hartley.

Britney's new album is nothing but Kraft singles. It's pathetic.

by leo3375 December 3, 2007

Kraft Singles

Untasty yellow squares of "pasteurized prepared cheese product" made by Kraft. Commonly used to make sandwiches.

All you have is Kraft Singles? Fuck

by Me ^____________^ April 24, 2009

Kraft Singles

A Chicago slang term meaning dollar bills. Derived from another slang term that refers to money as cheese. (Originates from slices of cheese produced by Kraft Foods)

Yo I just cashed my check so I got a wallet full of kraft singles, drinks are on me

by Markei December 28, 2005