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A song that has been so overly processed and manipulated by the producers that the original artist's voice is barely recognizeable. The term was coined by Sirius radio personality Derek Hartley.
Britney's new album is nothing but Kraft singles. It's pathetic.
by leo3375 November 09, 2007
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A Chicago slang term meaning dollar bills. Derived from another slang term that refers to money as cheese. (Originates from slices of cheese produced by Kraft Foods)
Yo I just cashed my check so I got a wallet full of kraft singles, drinks are on me
by Markei December 28, 2005
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Untasty yellow squares of "pasteurized prepared cheese product" made by Kraft. Commonly used to make sandwiches.
All you have is Kraft Singles? Fuck
by Me ^____________^ April 24, 2009
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A brand of cheese slices made by Kraft called Kraft Singles. They are good for you, and can be used to make cheese sandwiches. Yum.
Mom, do we have any Kraft Singles?
by Jordan The PWNAGE Duddd March 26, 2007
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reference to my constant status of relationship, and the lack of ability with people with the same name as cheese to get dates
by krafty March 29, 2007
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When a pitcher is throwing straight cheese on the mound or "bringing the heat"
That pitcher is delivering the Kraft Singles. Pitcher can be referred to as the Dairy Man because he is delivering the dairy within the cheese.
by Mark Laurito April 02, 2007
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