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Koseki Bijou
Koseki Bijou by Aumon1042 August 2, 2023
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Kosekz • kosekhar • Koekzuiger • kosek • koseki • Koseki Bijou • Koseku • maura kosek • get some kosek • Ko se ko sa
Koseku
Meaning “as god said it” a Koseku is an ethereal being. Koseku is a Nigerian name that could be bore by anyone of any gender identity. Koseku is a pure god in human form. Not only are they very beautiful, but they are usually smart, compassionate and kind with amazing bodies. However, they also typically struggle a lot mentally and can often be very anxious and depressed. They go out of their way to help others but usually would never accept the same help in return. They’re amazing to have around and will always be there for you whenever you need them
Koseku by pineapple martini May 1, 2021
get some kosek
obtaining major amounts of knowledge in a small amount of time. may be overwhelming or confusing at first. your brain may explode. possibly may want to wack yourself in the head with a literature textbook.
person A: Bro i'm so screwed i didn't study for my test at all
person B: oh man you better get some kosek
person B: oh man you better get some kosek
get some kosek by foththegoth November 16, 2018
maura kosek
the absolute best person you'll ever meet. she always knows when to keep her distance or show up on your doorstep. she is the person that everyone wants to date or be. she has an artistic side to her that no one knows about. she's a sexy and busty brunette and has the nicest eyes ever. beware she's a very intense kisser.
maura kosek by kevin howward April 8, 2017
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