An automated nervous system response; resulting in the display of an injury from a phantom strike.
In the animal kingdom; this is the equivalent of "playing dead" - right before discovery, that in fact - you are alive and unscathed.
UFC 113 when Paul Daley threw an illegal knee that clearly missed only for Josh Koscheck to act like the strike landed, this would be an example where he "Koschecked Out".
<Verb> Vocalizing loudly about your brute intentions in regards to a situation, but physically unaffectual and impotent to actually follow through on that which is vocalized.
<Noun> One who uses brute and outrageous vocalization of their strength and prowess to hide that fact that physically, they have none.
When I saw that my brother left trash on the counter of my recently clean kitchen I koschicked him up and down, but we all know I couldn't kick his ass.
Don't be such a such koschick! Aknowledge your shortcomings and stop mouthing off like you can do something specatular.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.