koschick 

<Verb> Vocalizing loudly about your brute intentions in regards to a situation, but physically unaffectual and impotent to actually follow through on that which is vocalized.
<Noun> One who uses brute and outrageous vocalization of their strength and prowess to hide that fact that physically, they have none.

When I saw that my brother left trash on the counter of my recently clean kitchen I koschicked him up and down, but we all know I couldn't kick his ass.

Don't be such a such koschick! Aknowledge your shortcomings and stop mouthing off like you can do something specatular.

koschick by gottabecarrie October 21, 2010

Koscheck 

another word for the female vagina. Reffering to what his eye looked like after the fight with GSP

your eye looks like a big nasty koscheck!!

Koscheck by The conundrummer December 21, 2010

Koscheck eye 

The act of GSP (Georges St. Pierre) jabbing someones face until their eye swells up like a vagina during/after a good clitoral pumping.

The man recieved a Koscheck eye for making fun of GSP's accent.

Koscheck eye by A.B. & H.W. December 14, 2010

Koschecked Out 

An automated nervous system response; resulting in the display of an injury from a phantom strike.
In the animal kingdom; this is the equivalent of "playing dead" - right before discovery, that in fact - you are alive and unscathed.

UFC 113 when Paul Daley threw an illegal knee that clearly missed only for Josh Koscheck to act like the strike landed, this would be an example where he "Koschecked Out".

Koschecked Out by Just J May 22, 2010

KOPCHICK 

1. A Kopchick is an instance when you tell everyone you work with that your wife is pregnant and use the excuse to get out of every work related event. Even going so far as to leave 4th of july celebrations to take her and the baby to the hospital.

2. A Kopchick can also be taking another position within a same company by telling your managers you are commited to working there for years then moving to Ohio 6 weeks later.

3. A Kopchick is lying to everyone you work with about stupid shit.

4. A Kopchick can be the act of hiring a cat sitter when leaving town.

5. A Kopchick can be someone from the Mid-west who cares way too much about Pittsburg related sports.

Are you going to take that new position at our East Branch?

I think I'll hang out for a bit there and Kopchick my way outta there.

KOPCHICK by BankingBanker October 19, 2017