A chem teacher who wears Hawaiian shirts on Thursdays, likes puns, and occasionally tells long stories that either end with a pun or relate to a chem topic (or both).
Note a koker will use peanut butter sandwiches as a simile for almost all types of bonding.

(Jonah walks into chem class with a Hawaiian shirt on Thursday)
Grant “your such a koker”

Koker by epicgamer22 January 23, 2020

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Jung kook

BTS member. Hard to get close to. Amazing singer, so don't let him go.

Jung kook will be hard to get close to Kiara P.

Jung kook by skylarstorm535 June 16, 2018

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Konked

When you’re completely slumped/alseep. Formed by the word KO’d and gone.

“Dude he’s passed out on the pool table should we wake him?”
“Nah he’s konked.”

Konked by vibrater calvin January 11, 2020

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Konkey Dong

The name of Donkey Kong's penis.

Im gonna kick that Donkey Kong right in his Konkey Dong!

Konkey Dong by pspmiles June 25, 2014

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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