Someone who constantly ends conversations with a one word answer. Usually with phrases like, not much, or apologizing too much. There isn't anything wrong with Konversation Killers, they are just annoying to talk to online. If one is to be called a konversation killer, they should put more effort into the conversation.
Person 1:sooo whats up?
Person 2:not much
Person 1:you must be confusing entertaining with boring right now........cause your really being boring.
Person 2:sorry what
Person 1:Remember when I told you that you should entertain me?and then you said "no i'm no ho"
Person 2: no sorry that doesnt ring a bell Person 1:oh I must be confusing you with someone else....
Person 2: prolly Person 1: You're a Konversation Killer
A completely worthlessconversation, wherein nothing is illuminated, explained or otherwise elaborated upon. Typically occurs at parties, bars or other events where meaningful conversation is nearly impossible.
Smith: What a waste of time it is talking to that guy.
Jones: I know, every time I do, it's like a complete nonversation.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!