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Konversation Killer

Someone who constantly ends conversations with a one word answer. Usually with phrases like, not much, or apologizing too much. There isn't anything wrong with Konversation Killers, they are just annoying to talk to online. If one is to be called a konversation killer, they should put more effort into the conversation.
Person 1:sooo whats up?
Person 2:not much
Person 1:you must be confusing entertaining with boring right now........cause your really being boring.
Person 2:sorry what
Person 1:Remember when I told you that you should entertain me?and then you said "no i'm no ho"
Person 2: no sorry that doesnt ring a bell
Person 1:oh I must be confusing you with someone else....
Person 2: prolly
Person 1: You're a Konversation Killer

conversation piece 

any type of decoration or accessory that sparks interest or curiousity among first-time onlookers.

Often they will ask questions regarding its origin, how you acquired it...etc. , thus leading to a conversation.
"I don't know how you got that Model T Ford in your living room, but I gotta say it does make an intersting conversation piece!"
conversation piece by polo September 6, 2004

conversation hijacker 

One who jumps into a conversation un-invited, often for attention.
George: "Hey, you see the game last night?"
Justin:"Yea, it was-
Kyle:"I LOVE FOOTBALL!"

Kyle is a conversation hijacker.

Biscuits and stimulating conversation 

Commonly known from a Harry Potter fanfiction, Potter, this means doing the frick frack, or sex.
"I spent my Christmas having biscuits and stimulating conversation."

robust conversation 

Rich Lobbyist code speak for "Take this money and do what I say."
We do look forward to having more robust conversations about this. We would like to have more robust conversations about this.

nonversation 

A completely worthless conversation, wherein nothing is illuminated, explained or otherwise elaborated upon. Typically occurs at parties, bars or other events where meaningful conversation is nearly impossible.
Smith: What a waste of time it is talking to that guy.

Jones: I know, every time I do, it's like a complete nonversation.
nonversation by wordsbywilson March 12, 2009