Kinnering is a describing word for just about anything. It can be used in any context, in any situation and for anything.
Are you guys kinnering over there?
I'm feeling pretty kinnering.
Mate, you look kinnering!
Wow, that hat is totally kinnering.
I feel like.. kinnering.
I miss you, you're kinnering!
The action of absolutely getting no pussy and not having friends. Many times while Eric Connoring, one is stuck in a state of being a fucking isolated faggot that loves perorming weird sexual acts to ones self.
The act of taking your grandmas poop, poking a hole in it, then having your dog pee into the hole, then having sex with the terd while french kissing your poodle.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).