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noun. A small, unappealing backside. Antonym of donk.
Who is that girl with the skinny ass? She got a kond
kond by atchiputra4432 January 12, 2015
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a way of expressing when someone is lying or trying to make u believe what is not true.
1.dont kond dude.
2.I think that guy is konding.
3.Kond off u bitch!!
kond by patrick764327 November 15, 2011
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kondo • kond • Konda • Konde • kondwani • Kondabolu • kondack • Kondaddy • Kondaga • kondaism
A big ass pond, just filled with trash. Like my soul.
Miriam dared me to get into the kond, I just threw her in instead.
Kond by patito31 October 10, 2018

Ma se kond 

Used when your stressing on something
Ohh I dropped my beer ma se kond
Ma se kond by Ma Se Kond March 27, 2021

kondaism 

The religion that prophesizes the fact that all people are awesome but short people are most certainly the most awesome
Followers of Kondaism revere Peter Drinklege ( The imp in "Game of Thrones")
kondaism by tintinmech July 21, 2014

faxe kondi 

The best soda in the world. It comes from Denmark and is an explicit pleasure to drink.
Faxe kondi tastes so much better than coke.
faxe kondi by Zeal_Love__ March 10, 2005

kondraki 

A huge cucklord
Likes to get fucked in the ass
Very angry
Dude he yelled at me and then we fucked!
Ah, I see he pulled a Kondraki then.
kondraki by Clefhasabigdick January 29, 2018
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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