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A boy who is somewhat smart but doesn't act it. He likes butts and Latinas. He thinks he can pull girls but he physically can't. He is also emotional. Very decent guy! (Most likely fruity..)
"Is that Kohlvin?"
"Yes."
"He got socks on backward!"
"He slow."
Kohlvin by da_la August 6, 2021
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Kohlvin is a boy who is goofy. He likes to play around and enjoy his time but at times he is serious. He is a person who understands things well so it is easy to get along with him, though at times you have to help him with many things, he is very capable of himself. Hes smart, and easy going.

If you have a Kohlvin in your life make sure you don’t let a friend like that get away.🏃 ♀️
😱😱😱 He (Kohlvin) is a good friend even if you don’t understand him sometimes 😂😂
Kohlvin by da_la November 21, 2021
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Kölvins 

What's cooler than cool beans? ICE COLD beans! .... Well indeed, but what's cooler then ice cold beans? 0 degree Kelvin beans...or Kölvins... There just ain't no cooler.

"Zup son, did you bring them trees?"
"Duuude you don't even know! i've got some dank ass hashish"
"Kölvins!"
Kölvins by Zcyd June 19, 2014
A tall, blonde and red bearded man that is a tremendous athlete in basically every sport. Kohlins have many friends because of their abilities to socialize and have fun. They are also very smart, witty and clever. They enjoy music and usually play guitar. They are kind hearted, and sweet but dont show it often. They tend to have a hard, unemotional exterior but every now and again, show an unexpected sensitive side that would capture a womans heart. Kohlins are great boyfriends and love like no other men. Its very easy to fall in love with a Kohlin. Kohlins are just awesome in general and people should cherish them.
kohlin by edewi July 11, 2011

kohlsing 

"The More You Know, The More You Kohl's." When did Kohl's become a verb? Yea, it never did because its NOT! So yes that multi-million dollar corporation, thousands of others and myself slave away at every day is putting out non-grammatically correct slogans. Kohlsing is also an art, dare I say. It is the ability to come into Kohl's not get signed up for a Kohl's Charge and see beyond the scheme of the corporation and realize that everything can't be on sale all the time.
Me: Hey Justin do want to go kohlsing today?

Justin: Naw, I kohlsed yesterday during power hours.
Being great at what you do; being the best at only what you are good at.
Guy 1: Hey! Can you help me with this?
Guy 2: Sure!
Guy 1: HOLY MACKEREL!! You're the best at this ever!
Guy 2: Yeah. I'm a Koolvin.
Koolvin by Anti Christian September 8, 2009
Kolvin this anime loving a$$ could most likely be a peso. He is annoying asf and send weird memes all the time. He's an attention seeker that falls off the chair to get attention. Probably watch boku no pico. He is also gae and the boys always be looking at his a$$ and say he's packing or cute.
Y/N:Eww Kolvin is so weired and annoying.

O/N: I know right.
Kolvin by Hdjdjjdjdjdjdjjddjdjdjdj November 22, 2021
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