Kodie Baller
Kodie Baller is the real god. We should worship him instead of Jesus. His orange ranga hair floats in the wind like a cloud in the sky. Kodie Baller's masculinity makes anyone instantly horny. He is considered to be the biggest baller anyone has any seen and could instantly turn anyone gay if they weren't before from his hot sexy body. sexy
Friend 1 " yooo that ranga over ther is pretty good at basketball"
Friend 2 " yeah hes so sexy he makes me want to read aloud the decleration of independence....."
Friend 1 "...........'
Friend 2 "WHEN in the Course of human Events it becomes necessary for one People to dissolve the Political Bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the Powers of the Earth the separate & equal Station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent Respect to the Opinions of Mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the Separation.
uing invariably the same object, evinces a design to reduce them under absolute despotism, it is their right, it is their duty to throw off such of a free people who mean to be free. Future ages will scarcely believe that the hardiness of one man adventured, within the short compass of twelve years only, to lay a foundation so broad & so undisguised for tyranny over a people fostered & fixed in principles of freedom.
And for the support of this declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine providence we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, & our sacred honor."
Friend 1 " yo what the fuck"
Friend 2 " Kodie baller = president 2020"
Friend 2 " yeah hes so sexy he makes me want to read aloud the decleration of independence....."
Friend 1 "...........'
Friend 2 "WHEN in the Course of human Events it becomes necessary for one People to dissolve the Political Bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the Powers of the Earth the separate & equal Station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent Respect to the Opinions of Mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the Separation.
uing invariably the same object, evinces a design to reduce them under absolute despotism, it is their right, it is their duty to throw off such of a free people who mean to be free. Future ages will scarcely believe that the hardiness of one man adventured, within the short compass of twelve years only, to lay a foundation so broad & so undisguised for tyranny over a people fostered & fixed in principles of freedom.
And for the support of this declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine providence we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, & our sacred honor."
Friend 1 " yo what the fuck"
Friend 2 " Kodie baller = president 2020"
Kodie Baller by used oatmeal December 24, 2019
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