Knocker ID

A persons distinct/unique knock that allows them to be identified before being seen or heard.

This allows the person to decide if they want to let the person in or pretend they're not in.

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK......KNOCK....KNOCK..... KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK "whats that?!?" "Thats Matthew with the tens!" "how do you know?" "Duh! Knocker ID! N.O but you're stupid! "

by B247E June 25, 2010

knockered-up

The state of having one breast enhanced. Boob upgrade

Ash had a smokin body, but even more so now that she knockered-up.

by phocusthepoet November 2, 2008

knockered

Not actually slang for anything sexual...but it sounds like it should be, shouldn't it?

Bastardization of knackered. Sounds like knocked up.

1: I hear you were up all night last night...
2: Yeah, I was getting knockered by my girl

3: "I was knockered, then I was right knackered"

4: Knockered isn't sexual slang for anything, but it SHOULD be.

5: I'm already knackered enough as it is.
6: Knackered? Surely you mean KNOCKERED!

by CannedLizard February 10, 2004

Knockered

Monumentally fucked

Trinity downed a bottle of vodka and was absolutely knockered

by Taishokukitten November 22, 2016

knockered

having testicles removed.

"my dog is going to the vet tomorrow to get knockered." "if his girlfriend finds out what he did he'll end up knockered."

by slippery giblets September 26, 2018

Slobber Knockered

A state of being extremely intoxicated to the point there is loss of motor function.

Sorry Jimmy I couldn’t answer your call last night I was really slobber knockered

by Slobbered and Knockered January 16, 2021