knobbling

The act of rubbing ones penis discreetly in public. Can be performed outside or inside the pants. Can be a short knobble or a longer rub and stroke. Different from masterbation as the intent is not to reach climax, but instead more like scratching or rubbing yourself lightly between pleasurable short term rubbing near or on the erogenous zone. Often performed on a couch, often while watching TV, usually in the company of men but not always.

Damien is knobbling while watching Fox Sports again, I can smell it from here.

knobbling by old man peterson January 15, 2015

Knobbling

Welsh - meaning very cold

‘Dai, mun, it’s bloody knobbling out yer

Knobbling by SwingOTK February 8, 2021

Goblin Knobbling 

The sensation that occurs when a large amount of PCP has entered the cerebelum. This chemically induced state creates a feeling of many a goblin titillating your testicles.

Get off you damn goblins, this aint no self serve buffet.

That goblin knobbling kept me up all night, I couldnt get any sleep.

PCP is a hell of a drug

Goblin Knobbling by Dick Hymen January 12, 2009

knolling 

v - The process of arranging like objects in parallel or 90 degree angles as a method of organization.

1. Always be knolling. 2. That table is pretty well knolled.

knolling by tedted July 7, 2011

Dick knobbing 

A term created on a web comic called 'cyanide and happiness'
'How to dick Knob someone' A prank which is the act of waiting until night time when target is asleep, removing knob from the door and inserting dick into it. Then knocking and waiting.

Bragging about Dick Knobbing :
Guy #1: "Totally dick knobbed derek last night!"
Guy #2: "Hah! He touched your dick"
Guy #1: "I even had an erection at the time"

Dick knobbing by MisterFellow August 26, 2010

knibling pin 

device that connects the gazach to the fully articulating johnson rod

the johnson rod fell off because the knibbling pin fell out.

knibling pin by Don Alonso May 28, 2003

knobligated 

feeling pressured or obligated to hang around or help someone while they are behaving like an utter knob.

Mike: I was over at Chris's place last night, he was being a utter knob and I wanted to go home early but for some strange reason I couldn't leave. I felt obligated to stay longer.

Junior: Oh man!!! He does that to me all the time. Sounds like you got knobligated!

knobligated by MikeBus September 3, 2010