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Knob Lobber 

A member of the group, “The Knob Lobbers,” is one that lobs knobs. These knob lobbers operate as one, being a hive mind of pyros. The Knob Lobbers can be encountered within the popular game Team Fortress 2. In such an event, wacky, maybe even silly shenanigans will rapidly ensue, due to the alarming lack of brain cells among the aforementioned hive mind.
XxStu_pidFacexX: Beware of the knob lobbers, I just saw a cluster of them in the sewers…

AverageScvnt69: Great advice. I will make sure to stay alert in case I come across the Knob Lobbers as well. Thank you.
Knob Lobber by SuspiciousRatty April 30, 2023

Knob lobster 

A girl who gives bad handjobs, often preventing proper blood flow throughout the penis because of too strong of a grip
"Man I was getting a handy from this girl last night and she was like a knob lobster gripping my shit"
Knob lobster by CK1052 June 22, 2021

knob lobber 

A cock sucker, a man who likes to "lob" the "knob."
That Senator ------ is such a knob lobber.
knob lobber by shindotv September 7, 2007

lobster knob 

When an erect penis has experienced a high frequency of masturbation within a small timeframe.

Resulting in a penis with a resemblance to the color of a cooked lobster.
Jake and Josh were at the pub, Jake turned to Josh after a busy day of masturbation and described his penis as having lobster knob.
lobster knob by Bunch ‘O Cunts January 30, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026