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Knob Lobber 

A member of the group, “The Knob Lobbers,” is one that lobs knobs. These knob lobbers operate as one, being a hive mind of pyros. The Knob Lobbers can be encountered within the popular game Team Fortress 2. In such an event, wacky, maybe even silly shenanigans will rapidly ensue, due to the alarming lack of brain cells among the aforementioned hive mind.
XxStu_pidFacexX: Beware of the knob lobbers, I just saw a cluster of them in the sewers…

AverageScvnt69: Great advice. I will make sure to stay alert in case I come across the Knob Lobbers as well. Thank you.
Knob Lobber by SuspiciousRatty April 30, 2023

Knob lobster 

A girl who gives bad handjobs, often preventing proper blood flow throughout the penis because of too strong of a grip
"Man I was getting a handy from this girl last night and she was like a knob lobster gripping my shit"
Knob lobster by CK1052 June 22, 2021

knob lobber 

A cock sucker, a man who likes to "lob" the "knob."
That Senator ------ is such a knob lobber.
knob lobber by shindotv September 7, 2007

lobster knob 

When an erect penis has experienced a high frequency of masturbation within a small timeframe.

Resulting in a penis with a resemblance to the color of a cooked lobster.
Jake and Josh were at the pub, Jake turned to Josh after a busy day of masturbation and described his penis as having lobster knob.
lobster knob by Bunch ‘O Cunts January 30, 2018