knife man 

1. one fifth of PARAPMEDICS
2. can control knives with laxative abilities that makes vaginas of girl become wet
3. as a verb: to stab a bitch who can't akrite.

1. "Yo that mutherfucker has ill type rhymes, he's Knife Man"
2. "Look at Knife Man go, he hasn't even stabbed himself yet becuase he is the God of all knives bitch"
3. "Bitch, where's my beer, don't make me knife man you"

knife man by Knife Man March 26, 2005

chill bro knifeman 

A random dude that pulls over on the side of the road to help you cut a plastic sheet that is stuck under your car. At first it appears that he is running towards you with a knife to shank you, but in reality he is just here to help and is a real chill bro.

I was stuck on the side of the road with a plastic sheet wrapped around my wheel, but a chill bro knifeman came to save the day.

chill bro knifeman by Thefza October 24, 2019

knifemanship 

Marksmanship, for knives. The discipline of knife-handling, covering skill in precision and speed of cutting, all with cavalier style. Also covers selection, care, safety, maintenance, and never once cutting yourself.

mom: who will carve the roast beast?
knifeman: allow me.

<knifes flash in a silver blur, and the beast is reduced to perfect portion slices>
mom: Impressive! Great knifemanship.

knifemanship by TreeWeezel April 26, 2011