knee pads

a special way of calling someone a whore.
more original than bluntly calling someone a slut.

girl 1- Me and him hooked up
girl 2- I hope you wore knee pads.

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girl 1- Bitch, do your knees a favor and ge some kneepads.

by HannahxBanana May 26, 2006

knee pads

it is absolutely necessary for a girl to wear while sucking dick on her knees, as it will protect her knees and make the experience much more comfortable.

girl: tonight im coming over to suck dat dick
guy: ight make sure you bring da knee pads

by cool guy11111 April 8, 2010

knee pads

knee pads & pasties elbow pads & ( motor scooter helmet ) bedroom fun & games.

yo banana! I bang my knee pads through the sheet rock on a wall job.
motor scooter helmet keeps head from banging walls.

knee pads on a first date is HORNY!

by itichie_nocanpo August 10, 2006

do you use knee pads?

when a female is giving a blowjob her knees may be bruised. so you can use this term to ask if some has given a blowjob.

hey ______ do you use knee pads?

by thwordonthestreet May 10, 2014

African Knee Pads

When a females tits are so saggy they can be used as knee pads for athletic events

Girl you have your knee pads today? No, but I'll just use my African Knee Pads.

by queffton December 12, 2014

Midget Knee Pads

The act of putting shoes under your knees while giving it to a girl doggy style, to prevent rug burn.

i was having sex so hard last night that i had to apply the Midget Knee Pads.

by Randomwhitedud3 May 29, 2015

Kneepads

Kneepads are people who you see at the park with their kids playing and they always make their kids wear every type of safety gear known to man when the kids are not even moving fast enuf to get hurt. Always overkill and has a somewhat arrogance effect on the other families because implies that their kids are special and have to have extra protection to play with your "normal" kids.

Look at these kneepads right there. Pisses me off. What are they getting ready for Baghdad or Fallujia ? Tell the boys they cant play with the kneepads unless they promise to find a weakness in their gear and break one of their kids bones.

by saharadryhumor January 10, 2015