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Knobsworth
knobsworth noun
A derogatory term used to describe a dislikable and irritating individual who has an opinion on everything. A knobsworth will usually feel that he is in a position of authority or has a sense of purpose. Worse than a Jobsworth, a Knobsworth will be disagreeable even if there is no point.
A derogatory term used to describe a dislikable and irritating individual who has an opinion on everything. A knobsworth will usually feel that he is in a position of authority or has a sense of purpose. Worse than a Jobsworth, a Knobsworth will be disagreeable even if there is no point.
That traffic official is a right Knobsworth. Not only did he stop me from driving my mate and his decapitated arm to the Accident and Emergency entrance, he told me I should not have parked in the Ambulance Bay.
Knobsworth by Cerveza-Mutt. June 25, 2009
Gus Kenworthy
The most adorable, nicest, funniest person ever! He is an amazing skier and saves puppies! (How perfect)
Gus Kenworthy by Gus Lover February 24, 2014
Emma Keyworth
Dearest Emma,
To begin with I would like to wish you a happy 15TH Birthday! I hope you have a wonderful day filled with lots of love and laughter. Read below for a little surprise...
I bet you weren’t expecting this. I am writing this to you on Urban Dictionary because I want the world to know how much you truly mean to me. You have always been there and supported me through everything, I’m so freaking grateful for that. Every time we hang out we always create long lasting memories with each other. Remember about the shit in the toilet, and that weird girl eating everything with a fork. Anyway, You always put yourself down saying your stupid, ugly and worthless but your not. You are one of the most beautiful, intelligent and wonderfully talented individuals I have ever met. Your open minded, opionated, caring and genuine - and that’s what I admire most about you. I cherish our friendship so much. I KNOW THIS IS GOING TO SOUND FAR FETCHED BUT I LOVE YOU AND YOUR THE BESTEST FREAKING FRIEND EVER!!! I wish you all the best in life , and I hope we continue being friends.
With Love,
Ava 💗
To begin with I would like to wish you a happy 15TH Birthday! I hope you have a wonderful day filled with lots of love and laughter. Read below for a little surprise...
I bet you weren’t expecting this. I am writing this to you on Urban Dictionary because I want the world to know how much you truly mean to me. You have always been there and supported me through everything, I’m so freaking grateful for that. Every time we hang out we always create long lasting memories with each other. Remember about the shit in the toilet, and that weird girl eating everything with a fork. Anyway, You always put yourself down saying your stupid, ugly and worthless but your not. You are one of the most beautiful, intelligent and wonderfully talented individuals I have ever met. Your open minded, opionated, caring and genuine - and that’s what I admire most about you. I cherish our friendship so much. I KNOW THIS IS GOING TO SOUND FAR FETCHED BUT I LOVE YOU AND YOUR THE BESTEST FREAKING FRIEND EVER!!! I wish you all the best in life , and I hope we continue being friends.
With Love,
Ava 💗
EMMA KEYWORTH IS FUCKING AMAZING!!
Emma Keyworth by God’s greatest creation ;) September 3, 2019
Kenworth
If one is attempting to Fart and miscalculates the moisture content of his or her Fecal Matter, a small amount of Excrement sometimes gets produced form the anus (misintentionaly).
Upon inspection of the underwear the person looks to see a Brown, yellow, green, Black or Red shape that resembles a Kenworth Logo.
Upon inspection of the underwear the person looks to see a Brown, yellow, green, Black or Red shape that resembles a Kenworth Logo.
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